From a reputable source:
STILLWATER, OK—The world’s theological community is in an uproar following Monday’s discovery of a slight inconsistency in the Bible. “I was reading Jeremiah 17:4, in which God says, ‘Ye have kindled a fire in mine anger, which shall burn forever,’” said Pastor Theodore Strait of First Lutheran Church in Stillwater. “And I immediately recalled Jeremiah 3:12, which says, ‘For I am merciful, saith the Lord, and I will not keep anger forever.’ I thought, how can this possibly be? The Bible, contradicting itself?” Biblical scholars are scrambling to explain the strange paradox, believed to be the first time a passage in the Bible has been found to contain flaws in logic.
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Holy ignorant idiot. Christine O’Donnell is nuts.
This is the kind of ignorance that Christianity needs to distance itself from in order to claim a more reasonable station in the “We’ll take you seriously” game.
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Over at facebook, I saw that someone posted this U.S. Capitol Tour with David Barton video. I’m posting it below. It’s a revisionist evangelical view of history.
My Christian high school forced seniors to take a class dedicated to cramming kids’ brains with as much propaganda as possible about the misunderstanding of religion in America. It was called “Understanding the Times,” and — holy Rod Blagojevich — the class did more to disservice my education than any bible lesson or church service I ever went to.
“Understanding the Times” was anti-evolution, anti-humanism, anti-secular, anti-relativism, pro-god, pro-faith and pro-magic. I sprinted forward with the gusto of an 18-year-old spouting that trash … only to have the real world — whatever that is — squash those ignorant ideologies time and time again.
One of my first posts on this blog was an open letter to the teachers of “Understanding the Times” chastising them for disservicing youth with these gross ideas.
The class was literally a last-ditch effort for adults to jam as much of their views in students’ minds before they went off and were corrupted by the evils of college. I hope regular reader SAW weighs in. He could back me up on this one.
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